{"id":14851,"date":"2017-11-13T15:02:36","date_gmt":"2017-11-13T20:02:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14851"},"modified":"2017-11-13T15:02:36","modified_gmt":"2017-11-13T20:02:36","slug":"was-amelia-earhart-eaten-by-coconut-crabs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/11\/was-amelia-earhart-eaten-by-coconut-crabs\/","title":{"rendered":"Was Amelia Earhart eaten by coconut crabs?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s.newsweek.com\/sites\/www.newsweek.com\/files\/2017\/11\/13\/gettyimages-1161352.jpg?w=980' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>I saw a story the other day about these giant crabs that eat birds and shit. I should&#8217;ve known it would just be a matter of time until some sharp interwebs user put two and two together, and SOLVED the MYSTERY of AMELIA EARHART!!!! <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right: She was EATEN BY CRABS.<\/p>\n<p>Good job reporting the #NotAtAllFakeNews, #Newsweek.<br \/>\n#AmeliaEarhart #MysterySolved #EatenByCrabs<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2AFBA6m\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2AFBA6m<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a story the other day about these giant crabs that eat birds and shit. I should&#8217;ve known it would just be a matter of time until some sharp interwebs user put two and two together, and SOLVED the MYSTERY of AMELIA EARHART!!!! That&#8217;s right: She was EATEN BY CRABS. Good job reporting the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-14851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10523,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/amelia-earhart-mystery-deepens-with-study-of-castaway-bones\/","url_meta":{"origin":14851,"position":0},"title":"Amelia Earhart mystery deepens with study of castaway bones","date":"November 1, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"A forensic study of an old photograph compared with measurements of a mysterious set of recovered bones may offer clues to Amelia Earhart's disappearance.http:\/\/cnet.co\/2frRE57","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":10311,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/nyc-woman-may-have-been-eaten-by-dogs\/","url_meta":{"origin":14851,"position":1},"title":"NYC woman may have been eaten by dogs","date":"October 26, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Yikes! 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