{"id":14849,"date":"2017-11-13T14:04:13","date_gmt":"2017-11-13T19:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14849"},"modified":"2017-11-13T14:04:13","modified_gmt":"2017-11-13T19:04:13","slug":"florida-man-faces-eviction-over-emotional-support-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/11\/florida-man-faces-eviction-over-emotional-support-squirrel\/","title":{"rendered":"Florida man faces eviction over emotional-support squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“Squirrels make the best life partners.”
\n“Once you go squirrel you dump yer girl.”
\n“They’s as good in bed as they is in the fryin’ pan”
\n“The head squirrel told me to shoot the dog”.
\n#ThingsRednecksDontEvenSay about #squirrels<\/p>\n

#FloridaMan #NotNuttyAtAll<\/p>\n

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“Squirrels make the best life partners.” “Once you go squirrel you dump yer girl.” “They’s as good in bed as they is in the fryin’ pan” “The head squirrel told me to shoot the dog”. #ThingsRednecksDontEvenSay about #squirrels #FloridaMan #NotNuttyAtAll http:\/\/on.mash.to\/2yWqVHl<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-14849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13857,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/07\/send-help-an-unusually-aggressive-squirrel-is-terrorizing-brooklyn\/","url_meta":{"origin":14849,"position":0},"title":"Send help. 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