{"id":14372,"date":"2017-10-12T15:02:21","date_gmt":"2017-10-12T19:02:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14372"},"modified":"2017-10-12T15:02:21","modified_gmt":"2017-10-12T19:02:21","slug":"would-you-chow-down-on-a-cricket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/10\/would-you-chow-down-on-a-cricket\/","title":{"rendered":"Would you chow down on a cricket?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/Y3NKGIeMjns\/hqdefault.jpg?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Fuck no. Not even if it&#8217;s chocolate coated and served with cold cash. But, tell me they&#8217;re hallucinogenic and I might meet God, maybe.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, they&#8217;re not, so still no.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2geTh7q\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2geTh7q<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck no. Not even if it&#8217;s chocolate coated and served with cold cash. But, tell me they&#8217;re hallucinogenic and I might meet God, maybe. Of course, they&#8217;re not, so still no. http:\/\/bit.ly\/2geTh7q<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-14372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10694,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/if-someone-tells-you-theyre-not-voting-today-show-them-this\/","url_meta":{"origin":14372,"position":0},"title":"If someone tells you they\u2019re not voting today, show them this","date":"November 8, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"If someone tells you they\u2019re not voting today, show them this #Votehttp:\/\/bit.ly\/2fAxL8L","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13030,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/04\/recreational-marijuana-industry-set-for-takeoff\/","url_meta":{"origin":14372,"position":1},"title":"Recreational marijuana industry set for takeoff","date":"April 5, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"They're getting excited about legal recreational marijuana in Massachusetts! #News420http:\/\/bit.ly\/2o3jB5z","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":10242,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/scientists-say-signals-from-certain-stars-are-probably-aliens\/","url_meta":{"origin":14372,"position":2},"title":"Scientists say signals from certain stars are \u201cprobably aliens\u201d","date":"October 25, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Aliens. 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