{"id":14316,"date":"2017-10-06T10:16:14","date_gmt":"2017-10-06T14:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14316"},"modified":"2017-10-06T10:16:14","modified_gmt":"2017-10-06T14:16:14","slug":"why-stephen-colbert-thinks-bump-stocks-are-a-lot-like-your-bong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/10\/why-stephen-colbert-thinks-bump-stocks-are-a-lot-like-your-bong\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Stephen Colbert Thinks &#8216;Bump Stocks&#8217; Are A Lot Like Your Bong"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/timedotcom.files.wordpress.com\/2017\/10\/screen-shot-2017-10-06-at-8-13-18-am.png?w=980' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\u201cIt\u2019s like when your parents find your bong and you tell them, \u2018hey, there\u2019s no weed in there now. Technically, that is a vase. Now if you\u2019ll excuse me, I have some Pink Floyd to listen to \u2014 can I have my vase back please?&#8217;\u201d<br \/>\n#colbert<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ti.me\/2fQ2vU8\">http:\/\/ti.me\/2fQ2vU8<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIt\u2019s like when your parents find your bong and you tell them, \u2018hey, there\u2019s no weed in there now. Technically, that is a vase. Now if you\u2019ll excuse me, I have some Pink Floyd to listen to \u2014 can I have my vase back please?&#8217;\u201d #colbert http:\/\/ti.me\/2fQ2vU8<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-14316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9208,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/09\/if-brangelina-broke-up-over-marijuana-what-could-it-mean-for-their-divorce\/","url_meta":{"origin":14316,"position":0},"title":"If Brangelina broke up over marijuana, what could it mean for their divorce?","date":"September 21, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"So, Brad's too much of a stoner for ya, Angie? This is why you should always be with someone who smokes at least as much as you do. So you never have to make them choose between the bong and you. 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