{"id":14280,"date":"2017-10-03T11:49:17","date_gmt":"2017-10-03T15:49:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14280"},"modified":"2017-10-03T11:49:17","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T15:49:17","slug":"weird-japanese-commercial-has-a-spaceship-with-a-giant-nipple-squirting-milk-at-kids-geek-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/10\/weird-japanese-commercial-has-a-spaceship-with-a-giant-nipple-squirting-milk-at-kids-geek-com\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird Japanese Commercial Has a Spaceship With a Giant Nipple Squirting Milk At Kids &#8211; Geek.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.geek.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/ufo.png?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Can you say Moo?<br \/>\nAliens figure out human nipple obsession, adapt flying saucers in effort to appear inconspicuous.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2xXJ4mt\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2xXJ4mt<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you say Moo? 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