{"id":14237,"date":"2017-09-23T16:28:08","date_gmt":"2017-09-23T20:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14237"},"modified":"2017-09-23T16:28:08","modified_gmt":"2017-09-23T20:28:08","slug":"im-god-and-i-totally-forgot-that-i-was-supposed-to-end-the-world-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/im-god-and-i-totally-forgot-that-i-was-supposed-to-end-the-world-today\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m God and I totally forgot that I was supposed to end the world today"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/p>\n
“Damn it. I knew there was something I was supposed to do today.” ~God<\/p>\n

http:\/\/on.mash.to\/2y0BYhO<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Damn it. I knew there was something I was supposed to do today.” ~God http:\/\/on.mash.to\/2y0BYhO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-14237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10646,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/silly-mudskipper-fish-arent-supposed-to-be-walking-on-land\/","url_meta":{"origin":14237,"position":0},"title":"Silly Mudskipper. Fish Aren\u2019t Supposed to Be Walking on Land","date":"November 7, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"One particular fish hasn't seemed to make up its mind about living in the water or on land: the mudskipper.http:\/\/bit.ly\/2fs53qc","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":10706,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/first-dog-on-the-moon-on-president-trump-not-a-typo\/","url_meta":{"origin":14237,"position":1},"title":"First Dog on the Moon on President Trump (not a typo)","date":"November 9, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"It wasn't supposed to come true. #trump #muricahttp:\/\/bit.ly\/2fZtui2","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":15083,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/this-avocado-looks-like-a-pickle-and-has-no-pit-droolin-dog-dot-net\/","url_meta":{"origin":14237,"position":2},"title":"This avocado looks like a pickle and has no pit | Droolin Dog dot Net","date":"December 11, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"No pit? How the hell are you supposed to grow an avocado tree from that?http:\/\/bit.ly\/2kWuYgz","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13669,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/06\/emilia-clarke-just-shared-a-big-game-of-thrones-hint\/","url_meta":{"origin":14237,"position":3},"title":"Emilia Clarke just shared a big ‘Game of Thrones’ hint","date":"June 28, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"It's not really a #spoiler, is it? I mean, since we knew that Daenerys and company was en route to Westeros at the end of the last season. But, are you kidding me though. It's still like 3 weeks from the season premiere...How the hell are we supposed to wait\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13929,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/07\/with-11-children-dead-this-is-the-worst-july-for-hot-car-deaths-in-nearly-a-decade\/","url_meta":{"origin":14237,"position":4},"title":"With 11 children dead, this is the worst July for hot car deaths in nearly a decade","date":"July 31, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Hello? How are there THAT many fucking idiot parents? Seriously? These are your CHILDREN. You are supposed to PROTECT THEM. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?https:\/\/usat.ly\/2hh6ZXf","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8611,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/08\/50-years-ago-a-probe-captured-the-first-photo-of-earth-from-the-moon-retronaut\/","url_meta":{"origin":14237,"position":5},"title":"50 years ago, a probe captured the first photo of Earth from the Moon (Retronaut)","date":"August 23, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"50 years ago today (that's August 1966). Lunar Orbiter 1 was just supposed to take pictures of the lunar surface \u2014 but the chance to look back was too good to pass up.http:\/\/on.mash.to\/2bdUIxM","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14237"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}