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We’re not clowning around here anymore! It’s your soul, man!
\nSo unless you want to spend the rest of eternity riding around in Beelzebub’s Clown Car with 27 of Satan’s smelliest clown buddies, take heed!
\n#FearTheClowns #clowns<\/p>\n

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We’re not clowning around here anymore! It’s your soul, man! So unless you want to spend the rest of eternity riding around in Beelzebub’s Clown Car with 27 of Satan’s smelliest clown buddies, take heed! #FearTheClowns #clowns http:\/\/bit.ly\/2vXVjzs<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-14161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10118,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/moby-trump-is-angry-inexperienced-clown\/","url_meta":{"origin":14161,"position":0},"title":"Moby: Trump is angry, inexperienced clown","date":"October 21, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Moby plays on America's fear of clowns: Trump is angry, inexperienced clownhttp:\/\/bit.ly\/2dv9Og3","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9666,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/creepy-clown-craze-sweeps-the-globe\/","url_meta":{"origin":14161,"position":1},"title":"Creepy clown craze sweeps the globe","date":"October 10, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Yet another gift to The World from The United States of America. 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