{"id":14157,"date":"2017-09-10T10:16:17","date_gmt":"2017-09-10T14:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14157"},"modified":"2017-09-10T10:16:17","modified_gmt":"2017-09-10T14:16:17","slug":"a-dishwasher-will-not-keep-your-valuables-safe-in-a-hurricane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/a-dishwasher-will-not-keep-your-valuables-safe-in-a-hurricane\/","title":{"rendered":"A Dishwasher Will Not Keep Your Valuables Safe in a Hurricane"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Seems like I just heard the opposite, but hell, OK…let’s hear it for misinformation!
\nI guess that’s what you get for taking #HurricaneTips from strangers. Knowing my luck, I’d somehow end up running the dishwasher, so it’s a good thing hurricanes aren’t really a problem here \ud83d\ude42 Anyway…Here’s a bunch of bad advice all in one place!<\/p>\n

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Seems like I just heard the opposite, but hell, OK…let’s hear it for misinformation! I guess that’s what you get for taking #HurricaneTips from strangers. Knowing my luck, I’d somehow end up running the dishwasher, so it’s a good thing hurricanes aren’t really a problem here \ud83d\ude42 Anyway…Here’s a bunch of bad advice all in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-14157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12923,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/03\/dangerous-security-flaw-discovered-in-smart-commercial-dishwasher\/","url_meta":{"origin":14157,"position":0},"title":"Dangerous security flaw discovered in smart commercial dishwasher","date":"March 28, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Well, I for one am glad that our dishwasher is as dumb as fuck. 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