{"id":14117,"date":"2017-09-05T20:51:14","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T00:51:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14117"},"modified":"2017-09-05T20:51:14","modified_gmt":"2017-09-06T00:51:14","slug":"opinion-apparently-its-illegal-to-laugh-at-jeff-sessions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/opinion-apparently-its-illegal-to-laugh-at-jeff-sessions\/","title":{"rendered":"Opinion | Apparently, it\u2019s illegal to laugh at Jeff Sessions"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.washingtonpost.com\/rf\/image_1484w\/2010-2019\/WashingtonPost\/2017\/09\/05\/Editorial-Opinion\/Images\/317371062_0-2320.jpg?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Well then, may I commit a felony or more a day for the next 4 years&#8230;or less, with any luck at all. Every time I think about ANYTHING this dumbass says, I have to laugh&#8230;well, until I cry, knowing where he works and who he works for.<br \/>\nSo I laugh at you, #JeffSessions. I laugh at your opinions, that if we discussed at a cocktail party, I would have you backed up against the wall, unable to defend a single moronic thought. I laugh at your idiotic smile, and the simplicity of your lies, and I wonder how you made it this far in politics at all, since anyone can see right through you. Laugh! laugh! laugh! Send the FBI, I&#8217;m a BAD, BAD, man.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wapo.st\/2wDHyER\">http:\/\/wapo.st\/2wDHyER<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well then, may I commit a felony or more a day for the next 4 years&#8230;or less, with any luck at all. Every time I think about ANYTHING this dumbass says, I have to laugh&#8230;well, until I cry, knowing where he works and who he works for. So I laugh at you, #JeffSessions. 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