{"id":14066,"date":"2017-08-25T10:16:20","date_gmt":"2017-08-25T14:16:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14066"},"modified":"2017-08-25T10:16:20","modified_gmt":"2017-08-25T14:16:20","slug":"what-angry-big-city-drivers-can-learn-from-the-rest-of-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/08\/what-angry-big-city-drivers-can-learn-from-the-rest-of-us\/","title":{"rendered":"What Angry Big City Drivers Can Learn From The Rest Of Us"},"content":{"rendered":"
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That’s all well and good. Sure.
\nUntil you are stuck behind a driver on a one-lane road with no passing zones, who has been doing 5 mph under the 25 mph speed limit for the past 2 miles, who then goes to make a left turn from the far right side of the lane so there’s no room to get around them, as they sit and let opportunity after opportunity to execute their turn pass, because they aren’t sure their piece of shit korean crapbox will make it (though most humans could CRAWL across the lane twice in the same amount of time).
\nAfter this happens just about every single day, you can’t help but get angry.
\n-Angry at the blatantly inconsiderate asshole in front of you, who obviously never took the time to actually LEARN how to drive.
\n-Angry at the DMV, for giving them a license, when they should surely be relegated to Taxi Passenger Ad Infinitum.
\n-Angry at all the serial killers in the world who have gone after the WRONG people
\nOK maybe the last one is just me.<\/p>\n

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That’s all well and good. Sure. Until you are stuck behind a driver on a one-lane road with no passing zones, who has been doing 5 mph under the 25 mph speed limit for the past 2 miles, who then goes to make a left turn from the far right side of the lane so […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-14066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10118,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/moby-trump-is-angry-inexperienced-clown\/","url_meta":{"origin":14066,"position":0},"title":"Moby: Trump is angry, inexperienced clown","date":"October 21, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Moby plays on America's fear of clowns: Trump is angry, inexperienced clownhttp:\/\/bit.ly\/2dv9Og3","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":11134,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/dozens-of-angry-bees-attack-giant-spider-in-incredible-footage\/","url_meta":{"origin":14066,"position":1},"title":"Dozens of angry bees attack giant spider in incredible footage","date":"November 29, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Big bad spider gets buzzed by beeshttp:\/\/bit.ly\/2ggg7t7","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9419,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/09\/angry-man-smashes-iphones-and-macs-at-apple-store-in-france\/","url_meta":{"origin":14066,"position":2},"title":"Angry man smashes iPhones and Macs at Apple Store in France","date":"September 30, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Smashing iphones, ipads and macs and otherwise destroying an Apple store would be so much fun. lolhttp:\/\/ift.tt\/2dKHOJU","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":12061,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/01\/man-with-finger-of-god-flicks-semi-truck-out-of-lane\/","url_meta":{"origin":14066,"position":3},"title":"Man With Finger Of God Flicks Semi Truck Out Of Lane","date":"January 25, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"I NEED this SUPERPOWER. 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