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I swear it wasn’t me!
\nThough seriously, if people don’t start learning how to fucking drive, it someday could be. Learn how to drive, or get a ride from somebody. Simple.
\nBrought to you by:
\n#LearnHowToFuckingDriveAsshole<\/p>\n

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I swear it wasn’t me! Though seriously, if people don’t start learning how to fucking drive, it someday could be. Learn how to drive, or get a ride from somebody. Simple. 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