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Toilet paper simply sucks once you’ve used a bidet. I’m no longer lucky enough to have one, but my ass remembers. Just saying.<\/p>\n

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Toilet paper simply sucks once you’ve used a bidet. I’m no longer lucky enough to have one, but my ass remembers. 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