{"id":14022,"date":"2017-08-17T18:54:26","date_gmt":"2017-08-17T22:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14022"},"modified":"2017-08-17T18:54:26","modified_gmt":"2017-08-17T22:54:26","slug":"why-its-dangerous-to-condition-your-hair-after-a-nuclear-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/08\/why-its-dangerous-to-condition-your-hair-after-a-nuclear-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Why It&#8217;s Dangerous to Condition Your Hair After a Nuclear Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ifttt.com\/images\/no_image_card.png?w=980' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>I guess we&#8217;re doomed to a future of split ends and dandruff, if Kim-Jong Un-Reasonable decides we need a nuking. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. Conditioner can bind radioactive material to your hair, making your fro one big fluffy bundle of doom.  So, let&#8217;s hope somebody talks some sense into Agent Orange before the silos start emptying, because I&#8217;m not ready for a life of frizz and flakes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2w673iK\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2w673iK<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess we&#8217;re doomed to a future of split ends and dandruff, if Kim-Jong Un-Reasonable decides we need a nuking. That&#8217;s right. Conditioner can bind radioactive material to your hair, making your fro one big fluffy bundle of doom. So, let&#8217;s hope somebody talks some sense into Agent Orange before the silos start emptying, because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-14022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13609,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/06\/the-rainbow-armpit-hair-trend-has-finally-arrived\/","url_meta":{"origin":14022,"position":0},"title":"The rainbow armpit hair trend has finally arrived","date":"June 21, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"I don't know about you, but I've been waiting seemingly forever for this trend to catch on.http:\/\/on.mash.to\/2sQDj7x","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8862,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/09\/the-joy-of-betrayal-bob-ross-famous-hair-was-the-result-of-a-perm\/","url_meta":{"origin":14022,"position":1},"title":"The joy of betrayal: Bob Ross&#8217; famous hair was the result of a perm","date":"September 1, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"NO!! 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