{"id":14020,"date":"2017-08-17T17:03:31","date_gmt":"2017-08-17T21:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=14020"},"modified":"2017-08-17T17:03:31","modified_gmt":"2017-08-17T21:03:31","slug":"these-stickers-tell-you-if-your-kid-has-a-fever-so-you-dont-have-to-wake-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/08\/these-stickers-tell-you-if-your-kid-has-a-fever-so-you-dont-have-to-wake-them\/","title":{"rendered":"These Stickers Tell You If Your Kid Has a Fever So You Don&#8217;t Have to Wake Them"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.kinja-img.com\/gawker-media\/image\/upload\/s--C07qlj90--\/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_450,q_80,w_800\/pkilboyv2enu7ecvmlu0.jpg?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>How cool is that! No more waking up the kids to stick the thermometer up their ass!<\/p>\n<p>Wait. What do you mean &#8220;under the tongue&#8221;? &#8220;Under the arm&#8221;? &#8220;Behind the ear&#8221;? Are you kidding me? #WhoKnew?<\/p>\n<p>Just kidding.  I mean, does anybody actually do rectal? These are STILL really cool even if you DON&#8217;T probe their little butts for thermal discrepancies.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2vMQcie\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2vMQcie<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How cool is that! No more waking up the kids to stick the thermometer up their ass! Wait. What do you mean &#8220;under the tongue&#8221;? &#8220;Under the arm&#8221;? &#8220;Behind the ear&#8221;? Are you kidding me? #WhoKnew? Just kidding. I mean, does anybody actually do rectal? These are STILL really cool even if you DON&#8217;T probe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-14020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13669,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/06\/emilia-clarke-just-shared-a-big-game-of-thrones-hint\/","url_meta":{"origin":14020,"position":0},"title":"Emilia Clarke just shared a big &#8216;Game of Thrones&#8217; hint","date":"June 28, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"It's not really a #spoiler, is it? 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