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Another legal gateway drug, apparently. That Monster drink will lead you down the slippery slope until you’re an 8-ball-per-day paycheck snorting coke monster. Let’s raise the drinking age for Red Bull to 21 and save all those innocent victims from a deviated septum and a trip to the greystone hotel.
\nAll jokes aside, I bet you’re FAR more likely to jump from Red Bull to Coca-white than cannabis leading you to a heroin addiction, so there’s that. Not that anybody cares about that things need to make sense or anything. Not in THIS reality. #BizzarroWorld
\n#news420 #BlameTheLHC<\/p>\n

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Another legal gateway drug, apparently. That Monster drink will lead you down the slippery slope until you’re an 8-ball-per-day paycheck snorting coke monster. Let’s raise the drinking age for Red Bull to 21 and save all those innocent victims from a deviated septum and a trip to the greystone hotel. 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