{"id":13979,"date":"2017-08-10T11:32:56","date_gmt":"2017-08-10T15:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=13979"},"modified":"2017-08-10T11:32:56","modified_gmt":"2017-08-10T15:32:56","slug":"lifes-too-short-for-vacuuming-pawn-it-off-to-a-robot-for-just-150","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/08\/lifes-too-short-for-vacuuming-pawn-it-off-to-a-robot-for-just-150\/","title":{"rendered":"Life’s Too Short For Vacuuming – Pawn It Off to a Robot For Just $150"},"content":{"rendered":"
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That poor little thing would choke on the dog hair typhoon that spews forth from our beasts, and die within minutes, a near-full charge still on it’s robo-battery. Life IS too short to spend vacuuming…we’ve learned to coexist with our hairclump housemates, giving up the corners and underneaths of our home so that they may have a place to call their own.
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That poor little thing would choke on the dog hair typhoon that spews forth from our beasts, and die within minutes, a near-full charge still on it’s robo-battery. Life IS too short to spend vacuuming…we’ve learned to coexist with our hairclump housemates, giving up the corners and underneaths of our home so that they may […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-13979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12194,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/02\/the-upcoming-a-song-of-ice-and-fire-short-story-is-a-tale-of-two-targaryens\/","url_meta":{"origin":13979,"position":0},"title":"The Upcoming A Song of Ice and Fire Short Story Is a Tale of Two Targaryens","date":"February 1, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Are there #GameOfThrones hints in this short story? 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