{"id":13891,"date":"2017-07-28T12:02:39","date_gmt":"2017-07-28T16:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=13891"},"modified":"2017-07-28T12:02:39","modified_gmt":"2017-07-28T16:02:39","slug":"the-mystery-of-ancient-canaanites-is-finally-solved-genetic-research-shows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/07\/the-mystery-of-ancient-canaanites-is-finally-solved-genetic-research-shows\/","title":{"rendered":"The mystery of ancient Canaanites is finally solved, genetic research shows"},"content":{"rendered":"
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DNA evidence shows that the Bible is not telling the truth about the Canaanites being wiped out by the Tribes of Israel, but in actuality they seem to have settled in Lebanon, where 90% of Lebanese people have Canaanite DNA.
\nOopsie…looks like some alternative facts date back a couple of millennia.<\/p>\n

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DNA evidence shows that the Bible is not telling the truth about the Canaanites being wiped out by the Tribes of Israel, but in actuality they seem to have settled in Lebanon, where 90% of Lebanese people have Canaanite DNA. Oopsie…looks like some alternative facts date back a couple of millennia. https:\/\/usat.ly\/2uFn2CP<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-13891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":14296,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/10\/scientists-just-encoded-smoke-on-the-water-onto-a-strand-of-dna\/","url_meta":{"origin":13891,"position":0},"title":"Scientists just encoded \u2018Smoke on the Water\u2019 onto a strand of DNA","date":"October 3, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Because scientists have nothing better to do :)http:\/\/bit.ly\/2xOYhqf","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13022,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/04\/how-one-scientist-plans-to-hunt-for-the-loch-ness-monster-using-dna\/","url_meta":{"origin":13891,"position":1},"title":"How One Scientist Plans to Hunt for the Loch Ness Monster Using DNA","date":"April 4, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Genetically, we're nearly identical to the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot, and 30% of humans have alien DNA thanks to alien abductions and careful crossbreeding and management of the human herd by our alien overlords. 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