{"id":13756,"date":"2017-07-12T13:49:19","date_gmt":"2017-07-12T17:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=13756"},"modified":"2017-07-12T13:49:19","modified_gmt":"2017-07-12T17:49:19","slug":"just-how-big-is-this-new-trillion-ton-antarctic-iceberg-anyway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/07\/just-how-big-is-this-new-trillion-ton-antarctic-iceberg-anyway\/","title":{"rendered":"Just how big is this new, trillion ton Antarctic iceberg, anyway?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The size of fucking Delaware. It’s like a new floating island nation…for penguins and shit.
\nAre there plans to colonize it? Maybe the Israelis will want to build settlements and displace the infidel penguins and their evil penguin king. You know how many swimming pools that could fill? If anybody can think of a way we can drag huge chunks of that fucker to drought stricken areas in Africa…or California… could be a real hero.<\/p>\n

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The size of fucking Delaware. It’s like a new floating island nation…for penguins and shit. Are there plans to colonize it? Maybe the Israelis will want to build settlements and displace the infidel penguins and their evil penguin king. You know how many swimming pools that could fill? If anybody can think of a way […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-13756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10381,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/a-penguin-in-a-pig-costume\/","url_meta":{"origin":13756,"position":0},"title":"A Penguin in a Pig Costume","date":"October 28, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Penguins are amazing, but if there's anything that could make them better, it's a Halloween costume and Ripley's Aquarium of Gatlinburg knows that penguins and Halloween are a perfect mix.(Video)http:\/\/bit.ly\/2dTiYDf","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":12623,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/03\/76-women-voyage-to-the-edge-of-the-world-to-fight-gender-inequality\/","url_meta":{"origin":13756,"position":1},"title":"76 women voyage to the edge of the world to fight gender inequality","date":"March 5, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"It takes a rare breed to want to live and work on the Continent of Ice. 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