{"id":13543,"date":"2017-06-13T13:03:45","date_gmt":"2017-06-13T17:03:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=13543"},"modified":"2017-06-13T13:03:45","modified_gmt":"2017-06-13T17:03:45","slug":"america-is-flooded-with-cage-free-eggs-but-people-arent-buying-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/06\/america-is-flooded-with-cage-free-eggs-but-people-arent-buying-them\/","title":{"rendered":"America Is Flooded With Cage-Free Eggs, But People Aren’t Buying Them"},"content":{"rendered":"
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So, that should make them cheap, right?
\nYou know, in our minds ALL eggs are cage free. I mean, what American eats their breakfast while thinking, “These eggs came from abused chickens that were kept in tiny cages barely bigger than they are, while being pumped full of steroids and “enhancement” vitamins for their entire life, and THAT makes me HAPPY”? Nobody. We all assume the chickens were happy, free range, and stress-free.
\nIn a just world, NO ONE would try to sell chickens that were anything else.
\nBut there is very little justice in our world.<\/p>\n

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So, that should make them cheap, right? You know, in our minds ALL eggs are cage free. I mean, what American eats their breakfast while thinking, “These eggs came from abused chickens that were kept in tiny cages barely bigger than they are, while being pumped full of steroids and “enhancement” vitamins for their entire […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-13543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15172,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/how-to-train-chickens\/","url_meta":{"origin":13543,"position":0},"title":"How to Train Chickens","date":"December 19, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"How To Train Chickens...because you KNOW you wanted to know.http:\/\/bit.ly\/2CHzgMw","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":10395,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/scientists-believe-the-chickens-we-eat-are-being-slaughtered-while-conscious\/","url_meta":{"origin":13543,"position":1},"title":"Scientists Believe The Chickens We Eat Are Being Slaughtered While Conscious","date":"October 28, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Imagine the bad Karma we are all ingesting if all of our food is suffering during it's lifetime, leading up to the killing floor, which fills their little bodies with fear before they are killed to be our food. 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