{"id":13363,"date":"2017-05-18T16:51:00","date_gmt":"2017-05-18T20:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=13363"},"modified":"2017-05-18T16:51:00","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T20:51:00","slug":"could-a-facehugger-implant-an-alien-in-your-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/05\/could-a-facehugger-implant-an-alien-in-your-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"Could a Facehugger Implant an Alien in Your Butt?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I do not wish to have an alien implanted in my butt.
\nNo thanks, Facehugger.
\nBTW What’s a facehugger?
\n#alien<\/p>\n

http:\/\/bit.ly\/2rwif3a<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I do not wish to have an alien implanted in my butt. No thanks, Facehugger. BTW What’s a facehugger? #alien http:\/\/bit.ly\/2rwif3a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-13363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11815,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/01\/this-may-be-the-best-explanation-yet-for-that-mysterious-alien-megastructure\/","url_meta":{"origin":13363,"position":0},"title":"This May Be the Best Explanation Yet For That Mysterious \u2018Alien Megastructure\u2019","date":"January 10, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Wait, what \"Mysterious Alien Megastructure\" are we talking about here?http:\/\/bit.ly\/2jgCIoA","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":12413,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/02\/winston-churchill-wrote-of-alien-life-in-a-lost-essay\/","url_meta":{"origin":13363,"position":1},"title":"Winston Churchill Wrote of Alien Life in a Lost Essay","date":"February 16, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Because #aliens.http:\/\/nyti.ms\/2lodmbx","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":12730,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/03\/are-mysterious-fast-radio-bursts-propelling-alien-spacecraft-video\/","url_meta":{"origin":13363,"position":2},"title":"Are Mysterious Fast Radio Bursts Propelling Alien Spacecraft? | Video","date":"March 11, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"#Aliens.http:\/\/bit.ly\/2mavYsA","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13642,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/06\/yes-that-was-an-alien-the-police-in-georgia-pulled-over\/","url_meta":{"origin":13363,"position":3},"title":"Yes, that was an alien the police in Georgia pulled over!","date":"June 28, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Looks like somebody found a new way to avoid tickets: Travel with an Alien, and the cops apparently let you slide doing 80+!! 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