{"id":13022,"date":"2017-04-04T16:59:49","date_gmt":"2017-04-04T20:59:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=13022"},"modified":"2017-04-04T16:59:49","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T20:59:49","slug":"how-one-scientist-plans-to-hunt-for-the-loch-ness-monster-using-dna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/04\/how-one-scientist-plans-to-hunt-for-the-loch-ness-monster-using-dna\/","title":{"rendered":"How One Scientist Plans to Hunt for the Loch Ness Monster Using DNA"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Genetically, we’re nearly identical to the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot, and 30% of humans have alien DNA thanks to alien abductions and careful crossbreeding and management of the human herd by our alien overlords.<\/p>\n

(No, not really. Just doing my share to keep the flow of fake news going strong!)<\/p>\n

http:\/\/bit.ly\/2nZeLWY<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Genetically, we’re nearly identical to the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot, and 30% of humans have alien DNA thanks to alien abductions and careful crossbreeding and management of the human herd by our alien overlords. (No, not really. Just doing my share to keep the flow of fake news going strong!) http:\/\/bit.ly\/2nZeLWY<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-13022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13280,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/05\/mysterious-new-footage-of-loch-ness-monster-breathes-life-into-nessie-legend\/","url_meta":{"origin":13022,"position":0},"title":"Mysterious new footage of \u2018Loch Ness Monster\u2019 breathes life into \u2018Nessie\u2019 legend","date":"May 10, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"The rumors of Nessie's demise have been greatly exaggerated. #VivaNessiehttp:\/\/bit.ly\/2qZEPQA","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":12452,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/02\/japan-zoo-kills-57-monkeys-carrying-invasive-alien-genes\/","url_meta":{"origin":13022,"position":1},"title":"Japan zoo kills 57 monkeys carrying ‘invasive alien’ genes","date":"February 22, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Apparently a Japan zoo thinks aliens are infiltrating the gene pool of monkeys, and sentences 57 snow monkeys to their death. 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