{"id":12997,"date":"2017-04-03T18:59:23","date_gmt":"2017-04-03T22:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=12997"},"modified":"2017-04-03T18:59:23","modified_gmt":"2017-04-03T22:59:23","slug":"northern-exposure-nasa-documents-ice-loss-in-the-arctic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/04\/northern-exposure-nasa-documents-ice-loss-in-the-arctic\/","title":{"rendered":"Northern exposure: NASA documents ice loss in the Arctic"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ifttt.com\/images\/no_image_card.png?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Nope. No global warming happening. This is just a silly coincidence like all the others. The ice is probably just hiding on the dark side of the Earth where NASA can&#8217;t see it. Yeah that&#8217;s it. On the dark side. Hiding. Yup.  That&#8217;s good. We can keep justifying the denial that climates are changing. No ice melting or anything. No worries. Because the Earth is still flat. And God will smite the unholy polar bears because, America.<br \/>\n#ClimateChange<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/usat.ly\/2ovfMY5\">http:\/\/usat.ly\/2ovfMY5<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nope. No global warming happening. This is just a silly coincidence like all the others. The ice is probably just hiding on the dark side of the Earth where NASA can&#8217;t see it. Yeah that&#8217;s it. On the dark side. Hiding. Yup. That&#8217;s good. We can keep justifying the denial that climates are changing. No [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-12997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10545,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/nasa-reveals-shocking-rate-of-decline-in-arctic-sea-ice\/","url_meta":{"origin":12997,"position":0},"title":"NASA reveals shocking rate of decline in Arctic sea ice","date":"November 2, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"One significant change in the Arctic region in recent years has been the rapid decline in perennial sea ice. #ClimateChange #Arctic #NASAhttp:\/\/bit.ly\/2eUO2qw","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13128,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/04\/nasa-photos-capture-a-strange-new-crack-in-a-massive-greenland-glacier-and-were-all-probably-doomed\/","url_meta":{"origin":12997,"position":1},"title":"NASA photos capture a strange new crack in a massive Greenland glacier and we&#8217;re all probably doomed","date":"April 16, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Wow. 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Should we be worried? #NASA #Alienshttps:\/\/usat.ly\/2uVvT3u","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9001,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/09\/nasa-just-launched-a-spacecraft-to-help-us-find-the-origins-of-life-on-earth\/","url_meta":{"origin":12997,"position":3},"title":"NASA just launched a spacecraft to help us find the origins of life on Earth","date":"September 9, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Let's call it, The Search For Spock instead. Just cuz #StarTrek50http:\/\/on.mash.to\/2cwH48M","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":16942,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2018\/10\/nasa-discovers-mile-wide-perfectly-rectangular-slab-of-ice\/","url_meta":{"origin":12997,"position":4},"title":"Nasa discovers mile-wide, perfectly rectangular slab of ice","date":"October 23, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Perfect rectangles are pretty rare in nature. 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