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Some people can be ridiculously annoying around celebrities. It’s weird what hero worship can do to the psyche, changing people from sensible adults to autograph\/selfie crazed, memento seeking fools. Imagine for a second what that movie star was thinking about you as she practically ran away from your annoying siege. Nice impression you left, I’m sure.
\nWhy not have some fucking self respect instead?…You could make a new friend instead of sending a celebrity running for cover.<\/p>\n

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Some people can be ridiculously annoying around celebrities. It’s weird what hero worship can do to the psyche, changing people from sensible adults to autograph\/selfie crazed, memento seeking fools. Imagine for a second what that movie star was thinking about you as she practically ran away from your annoying siege. 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