{"id":12812,"date":"2017-03-17T12:00:22","date_gmt":"2017-03-17T16:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=12812"},"modified":"2017-03-17T12:00:22","modified_gmt":"2017-03-17T16:00:22","slug":"mans-commentary-of-a-ny-train-giving-zero-fcks-about-people-is-comedy-gold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/03\/mans-commentary-of-a-ny-train-giving-zero-fcks-about-people-is-comedy-gold\/","title":{"rendered":"Man&#8217;s commentary of a NY train giving zero f*cks about people is comedy gold"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.amz.mshcdn.com\/HT0EYZ9jYZbzZCCQLKp16r1Ijzc=\/1200x630\/2017%2F03%2F17%2F2a%2F7147d1ab7ed5497ba5c4f852abbae362.416c1.jpg?w=980' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Why would you just stand there? too busy texting? 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