{"id":12746,"date":"2017-03-12T17:00:44","date_gmt":"2017-03-12T21:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=12746"},"modified":"2017-03-12T17:00:44","modified_gmt":"2017-03-12T21:00:44","slug":"snl-imagines-a-future-in-which-aliens-attack-and-donald-trump-is-entirely-unprepared","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/03\/snl-imagines-a-future-in-which-aliens-attack-and-donald-trump-is-entirely-unprepared\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;SNL&#8217; imagines a future in which aliens attack and Donald Trump is entirely unprepared"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thumbs.mic.com\/YTk3NTVlOGQ4MiMvUnVaMDRoMUFoc1daSUNlN3RIUVdjOUdFeTBVPS80NXgxNzoxMzk2eDcwNi8xMjAweDYzMC9maWx0ZXJzOnF1YWxpdHkoNzApL2h0dHA6Ly9zMy5hbWF6b25hd3MuY29tL3BvbGljeW1pYy1pbWFnZXMvaTNjMHdwdHIxbDdvYnhyMnpteHBpMmp3YXllMDRybnVhbXU2amd0eXRpbXB4amt5dXVqcHRlZGRobnl2Ymdyci5qcGc.jpg?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>I&#8217;d like to imagine a future where the aliens come and abduct Trump.<br \/>\nOr did that already happen&#8230;and they sent back an alien look-alike?! We&#8217;d probably never be able to tell the difference.<br \/>\n#Impeach45<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2mfX56d\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2mfX56d<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like to imagine a future where the aliens come and abduct Trump. Or did that already happen&#8230;and they sent back an alien look-alike?! We&#8217;d probably never be able to tell the difference. #Impeach45 http:\/\/bit.ly\/2mfX56d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-12746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13186,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/04\/trump-started-an-anti-immigrant-hotline-people-are-trolling-it-with-tales-of-aliens\/","url_meta":{"origin":12746,"position":0},"title":"Trump started an anti-immigrant hotline. 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