{"id":12385,"date":"2017-02-13T19:52:12","date_gmt":"2017-02-14T00:52:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=12385"},"modified":"2017-02-13T19:52:12","modified_gmt":"2017-02-14T00:52:12","slug":"you-can-now-give-your-valentine-a-virtual-blowjob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/02\/you-can-now-give-your-valentine-a-virtual-blowjob\/","title":{"rendered":"You can now give your Valentine a virtual blowjob"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“Happy Valentines Day. Go blow yourself.”
\nThat’s literally what this Valentine gift tells him.
\n#HappyValentinesDay #VirtualBJ<\/p>\n

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“Happy Valentines Day. Go blow yourself.” That’s literally what this Valentine gift tells him. #HappyValentinesDay #VirtualBJ http:\/\/engt.co\/2kpJ5Fu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-12385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12391,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/02\/you-can-send-your-sweetie-a-marijuana-bouquet-this-valentines-day\/","url_meta":{"origin":12385,"position":0},"title":"You Can Send Your Sweetie a Marijuana Bouquet This Valentine’s Day","date":"February 14, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"#News420 The perfect stoner Valentine...Only available in LA unfortunately. Maybe next year, Connecticut?http:\/\/bit.ly\/2lG3Npk","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":15085,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/jamie-gray-on-about-me\/","url_meta":{"origin":12385,"position":1},"title":"jamie gray on about.me","date":"December 11, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Jamie Gray: About Me \"I am a musician, writer, and artist in New York. Listen to my music.\" -- I should probably update that tag line...lol...or not. OR...Maybe YOU should #ListenToMyMusic.http:\/\/bit.ly\/2yeY1wS","rel":"","context":"In "Facebook Page"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":14077,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/08\/anywhere-a-playlist-by-jamie-gray-on-spotify\/","url_meta":{"origin":12385,"position":2},"title":"anywhere, a playlist by Jamie Gray on Spotify","date":"August 28, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Now on #Spotify! Listen and Add my EP Anywhere on your Spotify list. Enjoy...more to come soon. ~jghttp:\/\/spoti.fi\/2vmz8mr","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13371,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/05\/seven-tracks-by-jamie-gray\/","url_meta":{"origin":12385,"position":3},"title":"Seven Tracks by Jamie Gray","date":"May 19, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Includes \"On a Sunny Day\" which was not on the original 2013 release, and 2 new tracks from \"projects in progress\" Enjoy!http:\/\/bit.ly\/2rAxO92","rel":"","context":"In "Facebook Page"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":14817,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/11\/jamie\/","url_meta":{"origin":12385,"position":4},"title":"Jamie Gray on Facebook","date":"November 10, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"A year later...it's only more clear. #EndTheDrugWar #WarOnDrugshttp:\/\/huff.to\/2elyAzZ","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9491,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/americas-gray-ghosts-the-disappearing-caribou\/","url_meta":{"origin":12385,"position":5},"title":"America\u2019s Gray Ghosts: The Disappearing Caribou","date":"October 3, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"North American Caribou are threatened by predators and a larger problem: development.http:\/\/ift.tt\/2dCipy6","rel":"","context":"In "blog"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12385"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}