{"id":12327,"date":"2017-02-09T17:03:19","date_gmt":"2017-02-09T22:03:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=12327"},"modified":"2017-02-09T17:03:19","modified_gmt":"2017-02-09T22:03:19","slug":"some-asshole-star-just-ripped-apart-halleys-comets-brother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/02\/some-asshole-star-just-ripped-apart-halleys-comets-brother\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Asshole Star Just Ripped Apart Halley&#8217;s Comet&#8217;s Brother"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.kinja-img.com\/gawker-media\/image\/upload\/s--FVx5kmd4--\/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_450,q_80,w_800\/u4gbzd6ffklksipuuy7k.jpg?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>What an asshole. #KillerWhiteDwarf<\/p>\n<p>#Space #AssholeStar #comet #Halley<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2kTkbCa\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2kTkbCa<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What an asshole. #KillerWhiteDwarf #Space #AssholeStar #comet #Halley http:\/\/bit.ly\/2kTkbCa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-12327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10860,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/research-says-there-are-ways-to-reduce-racial-bias-calling-people-racist-isnt-one-of-them\/","url_meta":{"origin":12327,"position":0},"title":"Research says there are ways to reduce racial bias. 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