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Personally, I would’ve taken a different flight today. Or any day really. I once rerouted my entire itinerary to avoid connections in Indianapolis. I had my reasons. Long story for another day.<\/p>\n

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Personally, I would’ve taken a different flight today. Or any day really. I once rerouted my entire itinerary to avoid connections in Indianapolis. I had my reasons. 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