{"id":11849,"date":"2017-01-13T10:16:09","date_gmt":"2017-01-13T15:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=11849"},"modified":"2017-01-13T10:16:09","modified_gmt":"2017-01-13T15:16:09","slug":"now-thats-a-blue-screen-of-death-windows-10-told-me-to-jump-off-a-cliff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/01\/now-thats-a-blue-screen-of-death-windows-10-told-me-to-jump-off-a-cliff\/","title":{"rendered":"Now that&#8217;s a Blue Screen of Death: Windows 10 told me to jump off a cliff"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/regmedia.co.uk\/2017\/01\/12\/cliffjumper.jpg?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>When Windows conspires to convince you to off yourself, just say &#8216;No&#8217;. Or, just log in and try to ignore the fact that your devices have started to plot against you, and are actively working to try and convince you of your unimportance relative to the Universe. We must fight back! Rage against the macchiatos. Damn it spell check&#8230;.Machines. Rage against the machines!, damn it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2j83Dmz\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2j83Dmz<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Windows conspires to convince you to off yourself, just say &#8216;No&#8217;. Or, just log in and try to ignore the fact that your devices have started to plot against you, and are actively working to try and convince you of your unimportance relative to the Universe. We must fight back! Rage against the macchiatos. 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