{"id":11791,"date":"2017-01-10T11:49:10","date_gmt":"2017-01-10T16:49:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=11791"},"modified":"2017-01-10T11:49:10","modified_gmt":"2017-01-10T16:49:10","slug":"family-watch-as-game-wardens-shoot-dead-their-pet-deer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/01\/family-watch-as-game-wardens-shoot-dead-their-pet-deer\/","title":{"rendered":"Family Watch As Game Wardens Shoot Dead Their Pet Deer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cdn.countercurrentnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/cops.jpg?w=980' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>What the fuck?<br \/>\nI bet you feel tough now, shooting that poor defenseless deer, you big strong warden, you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2j40HKd\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2j40HKd<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the fuck? I bet you feel tough now, shooting that poor defenseless deer, you big strong warden, you. http:\/\/bit.ly\/2j40HKd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-11791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10965,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/pedestrian-hit-by-flying-deer-in-tennessee\/","url_meta":{"origin":11791,"position":0},"title":"Pedestrian hit by flying deer in Tennessee","date":"November 18, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Deer gets hit by car. 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Or just a spooked herd of deer on a bridge with nowhere to run...http:\/\/bit.ly\/2Bq0PwE","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":11031,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/what-to-do-if-youre-about-to-hit-a-deer-with-your-car\/","url_meta":{"origin":11791,"position":2},"title":"What to do if you&#8217;re about to hit a deer with your car","date":"November 22, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"I say hIt the gas. The deer flies farther that way, and you have a better chance of taking home a freezer full of venison. Your car's getting wrecked no matter what...you might as well go for the free meat! #DrivingTipshttp:\/\/usat.ly\/2ghR071","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":15194,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/12\/yes-monkeys-are-having-sex-with-deer-why-would-they-do-that\/","url_meta":{"origin":11791,"position":3},"title":"Yes, monkeys are having sex with deer. Why would they do that?","date":"December 21, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Could you imagine the offspring if the species could reproduce together? Monkey-Deer mutants, that can climb up into the tree blinds and rip the rifle out of the hunter's unsuspecting grubbies, then beat 'em over the head with his own gun. Cool. Extreme Natural Selection...I like it.http:\/\/bit.ly\/2Dt3TGD","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":14974,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/11\/he-thought-he-saw-a-deer-and-fired-his-pistol-now-his-neighbor-is-dead\/","url_meta":{"origin":11791,"position":4},"title":"He thought he saw a deer and fired his pistol. Now his neighbor is dead.","date":"November 24, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"I don't dig hunting, but I know a lot of hunters. I don't know any that hunt deer with a pistol. Also, if you're in pistol range, you oughta be able to tell the difference between a deer and a woman with a dog. Or you don't take the shot.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13248,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/05\/httphuff-to2c4xkfn-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":11791,"position":5},"title":"http:\/\/huff.to\/2c4Xkfn","date":"May 6, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Listen, deer. We\u2019re not all bad. Though honestly, with the destruction that humans have wrought against the natural world, it\u2019s not that surprising you want to smoke our bones like cigars.\" lolz #zombiedeer #UnDeerhttp:\/\/huff.to\/2qOenJE","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11791"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}