{"id":11729,"date":"2017-01-05T17:03:14","date_gmt":"2017-01-05T22:03:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=11729"},"modified":"2017-01-05T17:03:14","modified_gmt":"2017-01-05T22:03:14","slug":"alcohol-sensing-wearable-wants-to-tell-you-how-drunk-you-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/01\/alcohol-sensing-wearable-wants-to-tell-you-how-drunk-you-are\/","title":{"rendered":"Alcohol-sensing wearable wants to tell you how drunk you are"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.amz.mshcdn.com\/8W1HmTFZl3tYwHpJq8ql5MvHeqk=\/1200x630\/2017%2F01%2F05%2Fc0%2F5c866395b7944eb58b2f5f3e18f9e4db.e28b7.jpg?w=980' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>That&#8217;s a cool idea. I bet that once upon a time, I woulda hit &#8220;scary&#8221; levels&#8230;levels of drunk that could&#8217;ve been prevented by one of these gadgets scaring the fuck out of me: &#8220;Driving? HELL no! Dude yer about to pass out, piss yourself and die&#8230;please put down the keys and stop drinking now!&#8221;. #GladISurvived<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/on.mash.to\/2iNb7hi\">http:\/\/on.mash.to\/2iNb7hi<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s a cool idea. I bet that once upon a time, I woulda hit &#8220;scary&#8221; levels&#8230;levels of drunk that could&#8217;ve been prevented by one of these gadgets scaring the fuck out of me: &#8220;Driving? HELL no! 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