{"id":11637,"date":"2016-12-27T18:54:09","date_gmt":"2016-12-27T23:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=11637"},"modified":"2016-12-27T18:54:09","modified_gmt":"2016-12-27T23:54:09","slug":"man-heads-to-trial-for-driving-under-the-influence-of-caffeine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/12\/man-heads-to-trial-for-driving-under-the-influence-of-caffeine\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Heads To Trial For Driving Under The Influence Of Caffeine"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ifttt.com\/images\/no_image_card.png?w=980&#038;ssl=1' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>What the fuck?<br \/>\nFirst, who the fuck gets arrested for DUI after blowing zero? Second, how the fuck do you justify a DUI for a non-controlled substance? This is what happens when you give an agency too much power for their charter. They end up with too much time on their hands and desperately trying to justify their existence. The California Alcoholic Beverage Control should stick to arresting bartenders for serving someone one too many and shaking down liquor stores for selling to 20 year olds.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2iBpHEM\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2iBpHEM<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the fuck? First, who the fuck gets arrested for DUI after blowing zero? Second, how the fuck do you justify a DUI for a non-controlled substance? This is what happens when you give an agency too much power for their charter. They end up with too much time on their hands and desperately trying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-11637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12981,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/03\/this-republican-congressman-quoted-the-bible-to-justify-denying-poor-people-food\/","url_meta":{"origin":11637,"position":0},"title":"This Republican Congressman quoted the Bible to justify denying poor people food","date":"March 31, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"I say, what the fuck happened to separation of church and state? 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Let's see #Sessions prove in court how his fictitious views about the dangers of cannabis are evidence enough to justify denying a child her medicine...medicine that WORKS to control\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13387,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/05\/argentina-the-country-that-monsanto-poisoned\/","url_meta":{"origin":11637,"position":5},"title":"Argentina: The Country That Monsanto Poisoned","date":"May 22, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"This is really wrong, and as usual, Monsanto has dirty...no, filthy, hands. Fuck you, @Monsanto. 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