{"id":11268,"date":"2016-12-06T09:59:43","date_gmt":"2016-12-06T14:59:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=11268"},"modified":"2016-12-06T09:59:43","modified_gmt":"2016-12-06T14:59:43","slug":"man-pleads-not-guilty-to-blocking-traffic-while-dressed-as-a-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/12\/man-pleads-not-guilty-to-blocking-traffic-while-dressed-as-a-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"Man pleads not guilty to blocking traffic while dressed as a tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/o.aolcdn.com\/dims-shared\/dims3\/GLOB\/legacy_thumbnail\/800x450\/format\/jpg\/quality\/85\/http:\/\/o.aolcdn.com\/hss\/storage\/midas\/fc952670010343dcb5fb380257bd9c84\/204667942\/Screen+Shot+2016-12-05+at+10.26.50+AM.png?w=980' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>I&#8217;m not blocking traffic, I&#8217;m a tree!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2h2GhAd\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/2h2GhAd<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not blocking traffic, I&#8217;m a tree! http:\/\/bit.ly\/2h2GhAd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-11268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10250,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/tree-arrested-for-blocking-traffic-in-maine\/","url_meta":{"origin":11268,"position":0},"title":"&#8216;Tree&#8217; arrested for blocking traffic in Maine","date":"October 25, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"I wonder if the fact the weed is legal in Portland had anything to do with this story. 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