{"id":11007,"date":"2016-11-21T17:03:17","date_gmt":"2016-11-21T22:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=11007"},"modified":"2016-11-21T17:03:17","modified_gmt":"2016-11-21T22:03:17","slug":"google-maps-will-help-you-avoid-black-friday-hordes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/google-maps-will-help-you-avoid-black-friday-hordes\/","title":{"rendered":"Google Maps will help you avoid Black Friday hordes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/s.aolcdn.com\/dims5\/amp:b9f48a42f401a425d68a559fc21378c6c1d04511\/t:1200,630\/q:80\/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fs.aolcdn.com%2Fhss%2Fstorage%2Fmidas%2Fd5f3b381f88d5afa72b65fb9f92c3dbf%2F204615442%2Fdutchie.jpg' style='max-width:600px;' \/><\/p>\n<div>OR, you could just stay home and tell the fucking retailers to stop trying to manipulate you into excessive holiday purchasing.<br \/>\nHo, ho, ho, mother fuckers.<\/p>\n<p>#Christmas #holidays #shopping #BlackFriday #BahHumbug<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/engt.co\/2gbqEWG\">http:\/\/engt.co\/2gbqEWG<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OR, you could just stay home and tell the fucking retailers to stop trying to manipulate you into excessive holiday purchasing. 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