{"id":10953,"date":"2016-11-17T19:33:11","date_gmt":"2016-11-18T00:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=10953"},"modified":"2016-11-17T19:33:11","modified_gmt":"2016-11-18T00:33:11","slug":"the-internet-is-puzzled-over-how-to-rescue-these-doomed-plates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/the-internet-is-puzzled-over-how-to-rescue-these-doomed-plates\/","title":{"rendered":"The internet is puzzled over how to rescue these doomed plates"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Looks easy enough to me. Break a pane of glass close to, but not touching any bowls\/plates. Then reach in with both hands (or more) and start shoving bowls and plates back onto the shelf. You may not get them all, but you can probably keep MOST of them from crashing to the floor. Then, replace the pane of glass.<\/p>\n

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Looks easy enough to me. Break a pane of glass close to, but not touching any bowls\/plates. Then reach in with both hands (or more) and start shoving bowls and plates back onto the shelf. You may not get them all, but you can probably keep MOST of them from crashing to the floor. 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