{"id":10798,"date":"2016-11-11T21:10:18","date_gmt":"2016-11-12T02:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=10798"},"modified":"2016-11-11T21:10:18","modified_gmt":"2016-11-12T02:10:18","slug":"the-election-was-so-bad-facebook-thinks-everyone-is-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/the-election-was-so-bad-facebook-thinks-everyone-is-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"The election was so bad Facebook thinks everyone is dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1u88jj3r4db2x4txp44yqfj1.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Screen-Shot-2016-11-11-at-3.34.55-PM-780x471.png?resize=780%2C471' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>The election was so bad Facebook thinks everyone is dead. 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