{"id":10191,"date":"2016-10-24T12:42:08","date_gmt":"2016-10-24T16:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/?p=10191"},"modified":"2016-10-24T12:42:08","modified_gmt":"2016-10-24T16:42:08","slug":"stepfather-writes-the-worlds-most-spectacularly-pun-filled-tooth-fairy-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/stepfather-writes-the-worlds-most-spectacularly-pun-filled-tooth-fairy-letter\/","title":{"rendered":"Stepfather writes the world&#8217;s most spectacularly pun-filled tooth fairy letter"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.amz.mshcdn.com\/2YLioPiLzBxXT3vNI3wNoXK14Yk=\/1200x630\/2016%2F10%2F24%2F69%2FTooth_fairy_letter_header.27741.jpg?w=980' style='max-width:600px;' data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>Poor Tooth Fairy has such a tough life lol<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/on.mash.to\/2exYarh\">http:\/\/on.mash.to\/2exYarh<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Tooth Fairy has such a tough life lol http:\/\/on.mash.to\/2exYarh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14,480,456,132,429],"tags":[523,159,33,530,552],"class_list":["post-10191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-facebook","category-jamie-gray","category-news","category-shared-link","tag-blog","tag-facebook","tag-jamie-gray","tag-news","tag-shared"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12125,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/01\/australias-fairy-possum-faces-uncertain-future-bbc-news\/","url_meta":{"origin":10191,"position":0},"title":"Australia&#8217;s &#8216;fairy possum&#8217; faces uncertain future &#8211; BBC News","date":"January 27, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Save the Fairy Possum! #TooCuteToFailhttp:\/\/bbc.in\/2k0Td8Z","rel":"","context":"In &quot;blog&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":12766,"url":"https:\/\/jamiegraymusic.com\/wordpress\/2017\/03\/in-armenia-what-do-you-want-to-be-is-asked-in-infancy\/","url_meta":{"origin":10191,"position":1},"title":"In Armenia, \u2018What Do You Want to Be?\u2019 Is Asked in Infancy","date":"March 13, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Remember when you got your first tooth, and you chose the twist tie from the objects we showed you? 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